death by diaryland
letter to a weather goddess
2004-05-31 | 1:18 a.m.
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dear weather goddess,

hi there, how are you? doing well i hope.

i just wanted to say thank you for moving past your "let's make it snow in coastal carolina" phase.

it was pretty.

it was slippery.

it was a thing that i am glad has past.

now i dont want you to think that i am ungrateful when you read my next comment.

i mean i know you want to have more excitement in your day to day life.

i realize that you like to change things up once in a while just as much as we do.

but it's not summer yet.

and it has been in the upper 90's already.

i am poor and my air conditioner is:

a) not that strong and

b) not overly efficient

and our currento presidento of the small shrub is still hammering me in the pocketbook with gas prices.

so i thought i would write to you and say chill.

literally.

signed,

sleepless and sweaty in satan's bedroom aka NC




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